Eddie B 12:57 Fri Dec 7
What should the new English national anthem be?
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I reckon the choices are:
- I thou to me thy country
- Jerusalem
- Abide With Me
What do you reckon, you cunts?
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Lertie Button
11:21 Sun Dec 9
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I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and it does me good like it bloody well should... ect
Just perfect
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claret50
2:26 Sat Dec 8
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Just remembered the old patriotic classic from 2016.
https://youtu.be/CKu7-cLxvf0
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gph
2:00 Sat Dec 8
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ночь, even
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gph
1:58 Sat Dec 8
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Спокной ноч
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Nurse Ratched
1:54 Sat Dec 8
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I'm tired now.
So long. Farewell. Auf Wiedersehen. Goodbye.
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Hammer and Pickle
1:51 Sat Dec 8
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orbital sander - that's what it was.
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Nurse Ratched
1:48 Sat Dec 8
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*orbital sander
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gph
1:48 Sat Dec 8
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Haven't you already confessed to being a long-nailed amateur proctologist?
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Hammer and Pickle
1:46 Sat Dec 8
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You already have a job-lot of little cocktail umbrellas along with the knitting needles and the orbital grinder.
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gph
1:46 Sat Dec 8
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I only wondered.
I didn't get off on my wondering.
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Nurse Ratched
1:44 Sat Dec 8
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Your German girlfriend has inspired me, geep.
With my next Gentleman Caller I am going to introduce the romantic scenario of 'helpless patient and...his Urologist' All I need is to buy myself a white coat, rubber gloves and a job lot of little cocktail umbrellas off eBay.
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Hammer and Pickle
1:42 Sat Dec 8
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Imagine the girl-German-gynaecologist on girl-German-gynaecologist action!
(I'm pre-internet and it's all pictures in my head)
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gph
1:36 Sat Dec 8
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I had a German girlfriend who liked me to pretend to be a gynaecologist.
I did wonder what happened when she saw real gynaecologists.
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Hammer and Pickle
1:32 Sat Dec 8
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English birds do tend to be filth.
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zebthecat
1:30 Sat Dec 8
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Many years ago I had a partner who bought me leather trousers and liked me singing Doors songs (I can do a pretty good Jim Morrison impression). Very odd but fun
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gph
1:27 Sat Dec 8
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No matter what he told her...
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Nurse Ratched
1:27 Sat Dec 8
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No, but he did nick all the gold out of my teef.
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gph
1:27 Sat Dec 8
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Therefore, Ratched's son's father wasn't Pablo
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gph
1:25 Sat Dec 8
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Well, she was a fan of him, but no evidence he was a fan of her.
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zebthecat
1:25 Sat Dec 8
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Nurse Ratched 1:21 Sat Dec 8
A much more worrying possibility. Did he possess a Herr Flick Gestapo leather coat and make you wear stockings?
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Hammer and Pickle
1:24 Sat Dec 8
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Must say, you lot have out-mentalled me now.
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